QuotaBillsHasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot
Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness. - Mark Twain
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer
He was not brought by the stork. He was delivered by a man from the Audubon Society, personally. - Fred Allen
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik