Here Comes Another One
Stork delivery from above
How to announce the arrival of your new baby
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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
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A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness. - Mark Twain
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds