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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone, with no dressing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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