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He Was Due For A Promotion

Filling in for the job of Branch Manager

He Was Due For A Promotion thanks to Keith Blake

Leading the pack for promotion opportunity

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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