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He Was Due For A Promotion

Filling in for the job of Branch Manager

He Was Due For A Promotion thanks to Keith Blake

Leading the pack for promotion opportunity

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

A housefly has a longer life expectancy than the manager of a Premier League team. - Alex Ferguson

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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