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He Was Due For A Promotion

Filling in for the job of Branch Manager

He Was Due For A Promotion thanks to Keith Blake

Leading the pack for promotion opportunity

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache


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