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He Was Due For A Promotion

Filling in for the job of Branch Manager

He Was Due For A Promotion thanks to Keith Blake

Leading the pack for promotion opportunity

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I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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