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He Was Due For A Promotion

Filling in for the job of Branch Manager

He Was Due For A Promotion thanks to Keith Blake

Leading the pack for promotion opportunity

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

A manager is responsible for the application and performance of knowledge. - Peter F Drucker

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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