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King David awaits welcome to Israel

He Might Wait A Long Time thanks to joe-kster

Searching for Arrivals at Ben Gurion Airport

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Fate is character. - William Winter

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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