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Hawaii Flowers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Continuing the tradition of the Hawaiian Lei

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it is also more nourishing. - H L Mencken

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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