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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

With enough courage you can do without a reputation. - Margaret Mitchell

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Happiness is not a matter of events, it depends upon the tides of the mind. - Alice Meynell

Happiness quite unshared can scarcely be called happiness; it has no taste. - Charlotte Bronte

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

The difference between misery and happiness depends on what we do with our attention. - Sharon Salzberg

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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