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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

The absence of desire can be fatal. - Unknown

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The difference between misery and happiness depends on what we do with our attention. - Sharon Salzberg

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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