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Handicap Swing

Mobility equipment for disabled children is on the rise

Handicap Swing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swingsets built for all kids

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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Being unconscious is the ultimate disability. - Jessa Gamble

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

The thing about living with any disability is that you adapt; you do what works for you. - Stella Young

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Many people with dyslexia truly suffer, and their lives are worse off for having had that disability. - Malcolm Gladwell

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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