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Halloween Horse

The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be

Halloween Horse thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin


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