Halloween Driver Costume

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake