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Halloween Driver Costume

Officer - is anyone driving that car?

Halloween Driver Costume thanks to Barry McCartney

When you feel like every police officer is pulling you over

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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