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Halloween Driver Costume

Officer - is anyone driving that car?

Halloween Driver Costume thanks to Barry McCartney

When you feel like every police officer is pulling you over

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Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake


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