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Growing up in a kid's world

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash


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