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A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent them from growing. - Coco Chanel

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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