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A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it. - Patrick Moore

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson


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