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Growing up in a kid's world

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Growth and comfort do not coexist. - Ginny Rometty

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill


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