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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Don't resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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