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Growing up in a kid's world

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A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Growth is the process of responding positively to change. - Paul Harvey

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent them from growing. - Coco Chanel

The processes of growth are gradual, bearing fruit in a decade, not a day. - John F Kennedy

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Giving up at something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn't giving up at all, it's growing up. - Unknown

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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