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Growing up in a kid's world

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Growth and comfort do not coexist. - Ginny Rometty

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish Proverb

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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