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Toupee: an incredibly attractive catch for a cat

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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