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Inspiration for 'Singing In The Rain'

Unique indoor pool design - swimming to the music
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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg


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