Guitar Pool

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com