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Guitar Pool thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Inspiration for 'Singing In The Rain'

Unique indoor pool design - swimming to the music
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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards


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