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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Like attracts like and we attract just what we are in mind. - Ernest Holmes

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed! - Dr. Seuss

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Whatever is my right as a man is also the right of another; and it becomes my duty to guarantee as well as to possess. - Thomas Paine

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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