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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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