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Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Like that of leaves is a generation of men. - Homer

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson


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