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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown


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