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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx


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