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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Men and times change, but principles - never. - Grover Cleveland

Some men have been worthy of a better century. - Baltasar Gracian

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Irreligious men are often better suited for godly missions. - Hasidic Saying

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

It is to their crimes that great men are indebted for their palaces. - Latin Proverb

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J Hudson Taylor

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl


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