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Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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