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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Other men lived to eat, while he ate to live. - Socrates

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men. - Kin Hubbard

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl


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