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A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. - J Paul Getty

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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