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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. - J Paul Getty

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar


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