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Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


Depressing Situation

Starbucks Goes Extra Mile

Turbo Snail

Power Outage

Beijing Redneck

Late Lecture

Escapism

Wine Secret

It's All Mine

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Big Card Game

Sweet Chopper

Spaghetti Tree

Inglish Spikkers Welcom

Where Astronauts Hang Out

Wrap Around Tree

Take The Bus Home

Bent Car Sculpture

International Truck Bed

Strong Man

Snowbound Train

Not Without A Washer

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

Washing Machine Cat