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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Few great men could pass Personnel. - Paul Goodman

A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men. - Kin Hubbard

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them. - Epictetus

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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