Grow Food, Not Lawns

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock