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I am an optimistic lady. - Julie Andrews

Your very silence shows you agree. - Euripides

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be. - J K Rowling

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

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