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Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

We don't grow older, we grow riper. - Pablo Picasso

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds. - Norman R. Augustine

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When you forgive, you heal. When you let go, you grow. - Unknown

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

I have opinions of my own but I don't always agree with them. - George H W Bush

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. - Robert Quillen

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. - Pierre de Beaumarchais

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

If you want to have more, you have to become more. You have to grow into your goals. - Jim Rohn

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Look around when you have got your first mushroom or made your first discovery: they grow in clusters. - George Polya

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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