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I am an optimistic lady. - Julie Andrews

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

We don't grow older, we grow riper. - Pablo Picasso

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be. - J K Rowling

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. - Robert Quillen

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Look around when you have got your first mushroom or made your first discovery: they grow in clusters. - George Polya

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power, the greater it will be. - Thomas Jefferson

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To be astonished is one of the surest ways of not growing old too quickly. - Colette

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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