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Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. - Unknown

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow. - Unknown

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When intuition and logic agree, you are always right. - Blaise Pascal

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

I have opinions of my own but I don't always agree with them. - George H W Bush

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it? - Eleanor Roosevelt

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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