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Never argues, never snores, always agrees, always shuts up - perfect 4U!

I am an optimistic lady. - Julie Andrews

Your very silence shows you agree. - Euripides

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

You're never too old to grow younger. - Mae West

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. - Robert Quillen

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. - Pierre de Beaumarchais

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it? - Eleanor Roosevelt

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

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