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I am an optimistic lady. - Julie Andrews

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

We don't grow older, we grow riper. - Pablo Picasso

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. - Richard Bach

There is no conversation more boring than one where everybody agrees. - Michel De Montiagne

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent them from growing. - Coco Chanel

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish Proverb

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

My daughter's been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles. - Rodney Dangerfield

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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