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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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