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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

It is to their crimes that great men are indebted for their palaces. - Latin Proverb

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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