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Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

I refused to go on 'Grumpy Old Men.' I said, 'If I go on, I will be grumpy about grumpy old men.' - Stephen Fry

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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