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Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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