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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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