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A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Other men lived to eat, while he ate to live. - Socrates

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar


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