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The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

How great in number are the little-minded men. - Plautus

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it. - Elbert Hubbard

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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