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Groundhog Greetings

Well hello to you too, sir

Groundhog Greetings thanks to Keith Blake

The dawning of a new friendship

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a rodent, not a meteorologist! - Punxsutawney Phil

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Life is too short to live the same day twice. - Unknown

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

The groundhog is like most prophets - it delivers its prediction then disappears. - Bill Vaughan

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm afraid of love, because it involves things that are beyond our understanding; it sheds such a brilliant light, but the shadow it casts frightens me. - Paulo Cohelo

A man's character is like his shadow, which sometimes follows and sometimes precedes him, and which is occasionally longer, occasionally shorter, than he is. - Madame de la Rochejuquelein

To wish to be young again and to have the benefit of one's learned and acquired existence is not at all to wish for a repeat performance, or a Groundhog Day. - Christopher Hitchens

What we need is an eagle day instead of a groundhog day. We need to look up to the skies and learn to fly high rather than get depressed and go down a hole to sleep. - Rosy Lou

Here's a little groundhog furry and brown
He's coming up to look around;
If he sees his shadow, down he'll go
Then six more weeks of winter, OH NO! - Unknown

What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. - Blackfoot Proverb

When we are unhurried and wise, we perceive that only great and worthy things have any permanent and absolute existence, that petty fears and petty pleasures are but the shadow of the reality. - Henry David Thoreau

Every man casts a shadow; not his body only, but his imperfectly mingled spirit. This is his grief. Let him turn which way he will, it falls opposite to the sun, short at noon, long at eve. Did you never see it? - Henry David Thoreau

While somewhere in Philadelphia his distant cousin Phil is concerned about whether or not there will be six more weeks of winter, the Honey Badger rests comfortably in the knowledge that there will certainly be fifty-one more weeks of not giving a crap. - Honey Badger Day


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