QuotaBillsPolice do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole
Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost
I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff
Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river. - Ross Perot
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry