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Green Picnic Table

Eating right off the earth, au nature

Green Picnic Table thanks to Keith Blake

Cheers for a greener society!

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You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

If you think you're green, you'll ripen.
If you think you're good, you'll rot. - Unknown

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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