Green Picnic Table

Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants. - Unknown

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

If you think you're green, you'll ripen.
If you think you're good, you'll rot. - Unknown

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway