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Green Picnic Table

Eating right off the earth, au nature

Green Picnic Table thanks to Keith Blake

Cheers for a greener society!

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Meat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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