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Greatest Good Fortune

New Year's greetings from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Greatest Good Fortune thanks to Irvin Kauffman

Stay in tune this year
Irvin sends a 'Cello Hello' to all of you

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Fortune sides with him who dares. - Virgil

A great fortune is a great slavery. - Seneca

I made a fortune getting out too soon. - J P Morgan

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry. - Oliver Goldsmith

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Good fortune is what happens when opportunity meets with planning. - Thomas Edison

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

The moderation of people in prosperity is the effect of a smooth and composed temper, owing to the calm of their good fortune. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Happiness consists more in conveniences of pleasure that occur everyday than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom. - Benjamin Franklin

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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