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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

To like many people spontaneously and without effort is perhaps the greatest of all sources of personal happiness. - Bertrand Russell

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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