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Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

The greatest time wasted is the time getting started. - Dawson Trotman

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Only fools seek power, and the greatest fools seek it through force. - Lao Tzu

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not a disgrace to fail. Failing is one of the greatest arts in the world. - Charles Kettering

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber


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