Greatest Daughter

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Your bum is the greatest thing about you. - William Shakespeare

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

The greatest thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. - Madeleine L'Engle

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten