Greatest Daughter

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

Your bum is the greatest thing about you. - William Shakespeare

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen. - Roy E Moody

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues. - Rene Descartes

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Death isn't the greatest loss in life. It's what dies inside of us while we live. - Amish Saying

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The greatest tragedy in life is the prayers that go unanswered simply because they go unasked. - Mark Batterson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitation; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. - Aristotle

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller