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1st daughter of Generous - Archie Bunker

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling


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