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Greatest Daughter

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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Motherhood is the greatest thing and the hardest thing. - Ricki Lake

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen. - Roy E Moody

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just once more. - time

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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