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Your bum is the greatest thing about you. - William Shakespeare

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race. - William E. Gladstone

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

My daughter's been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles. - Rodney Dangerfield

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

To like many people spontaneously and without effort is perhaps the greatest of all sources of personal happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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