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Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none. - Thomas Carlyle

The greatest time wasted is the time getting started. - Dawson Trotman

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

Only fools seek power, and the greatest fools seek it through force. - Lao Tzu

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more. - Jonas Salk

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life simply by altering his attitudes of mind. - William James

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost


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