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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

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US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!
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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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