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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

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US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!
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Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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