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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

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US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!

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Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. - Josh Billings

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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