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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

Government Debt thanks to Jack Bissett

US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!
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The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Raise: The increase in pay you get just before going into debt a little further - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


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