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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

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US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!
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Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Generosity begins with our recognition of our debt to others. - Unknown

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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