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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

Government Debt thanks to Jack Bissett

US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!

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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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