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Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

The glass is half full, not half empty. - John Milton

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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