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Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows thanks to Howard Chapman

When milk shakes become glass shakes

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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson


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