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Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows

Doing a face plant at the local restaurant

Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows thanks to Howard Chapman

When milk shakes become glass shakes

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In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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