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Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows thanks to Howard Chapman

When milk shakes become glass shakes

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Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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