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Google Earth Glitches

Satellite images with twisted perspective

Glitches sometimes occur when 2D satellite imagery and 3D terrain don't line up quite right, creating fabulous and unintentional distortions
Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Warped screenshots from Google Earth

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to. - Voltaire

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Today is Earth Day, or, as the Bush administration calls it, Monday - David Letterman

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Transcend your limiting beliefs so you can finally do what you were put on this earth to do. - Unknown

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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