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Google Earth Glitches

Satellite images with twisted perspective

Glitches sometimes occur when 2D satellite imagery and 3D terrain don't line up quite right, creating fabulous and unintentional distortions
Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Warped screenshots from Google Earth

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

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Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

The earth is warmer when you laugh. - Samuel Beam

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth - Lao-tzu

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. - Unknown

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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