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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

I do desire we may be better strangers. - William Shakespeare

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Don't look for perfection. That isn't the goal. - Ash Maurya

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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