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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. - Patti Smith

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. - Janine Turner

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

The deepest desire of the human spirit is to be acknowledged. - Stephen Covey

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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