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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

Don't look for perfection. That isn't the goal. - Ash Maurya

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

But there is one thing better than going to Heaven and that is to encourage at least one other person to go with me. - Nick Vujicic

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen


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