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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. - Kin Hubbard

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

To see what is right and not do it is a lack of courage. - Confucius

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

Life was not meant to be easy, but take courage: it can be delightful. - George Bernard Shaw

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

A designer knows that he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de St-Expurey

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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