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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

A man is never old until his regrets outnumber his dreams. - Amish Saying

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

There is no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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