Gone To The Dogs
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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake
Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com