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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy. - Johnny Depp

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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