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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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