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The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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