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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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