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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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