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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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