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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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