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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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