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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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