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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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