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Going To Collage

On the road to higher education

Going To Collage thanks to Maria Henderson

Why some students didn't make the grade

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There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan


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