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Going To Collage

On the road to higher education

Going To Collage thanks to Maria Henderson

Why some students didn't make the grade

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There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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