Going To Collage

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell