Goat Dining
Food habits of high-range mountain goats
Where only the choicest green grass will do
QuotaBillsFull-dinner Pail - William McKinley
Rebuttal: A goat's revenge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields
A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson