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Glamour Training

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I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Glamour is what I sell. It's my stock in trade. - Marlene Dietrich

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. - Lou Erickso

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper


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