Glamour Training

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Glamour is what I sell. It's my stock in trade. - Marlene Dietrich

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper