Girl's Party

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

But first, donuts. - Unknown

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Ignore previous cookie. - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller