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Girl's Party

Planning a birthday for her friends to remember forever

Girl's Party thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Stepping into a tasty pair of cupcake shoes

Walking around a gourmet food shop

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But first, donuts. - Unknown

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Ignore previous cookie. - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. - Phyllis Diller

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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