QuotaBillsLet them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
You had me at donut. - Unknown
Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown
Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown
I love you more than donuts. - Unknown
Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster
Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown
I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown
Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown
My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown
I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton
I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown
In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush
Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves
Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown