Gin and Tonic Diet

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega