Gin and Tonic Diet

Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus