QuotaBillsWho picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder
Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown
Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard
Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone, with no dressing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey
Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer
Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France
Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery
There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown
I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray
Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner
It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione
Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk
Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt
Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson
Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus
When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone
Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is 10 times harder than any known drill bit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus
We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood
The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou
It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler
Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost