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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

Jazz Musician: A juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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