Frog Tape

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Theories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt