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Friends Swing Together

One can always make time to swing with a best friend

Friends Swing Together thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground friends forever

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who seeks a faultless friend is friendless. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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