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Friends Swing Together

One can always make time to swing with a best friend

Friends Swing Together thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground friends forever

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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