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Friends Swing Together

One can always make time to swing with a best friend

Friends Swing Together thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground friends forever

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Old friends are best. - John Selden

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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