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Friends Swing Together

One can always make time to swing with a best friend

Friends Swing Together thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground friends forever

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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