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Friends Swing Together

One can always make time to swing with a best friend

Friends Swing Together thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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