Friends Swing Together

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain