Friends Swing Together

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields