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Friends Swing Together

One can always make time to swing with a best friend

Friends Swing Together thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground friends forever

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Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin


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