Friends Share

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers