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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have. - Leonard Nimoy

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin


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