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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire


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