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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have. - Leonard Nimoy

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

I am amazed at the wonders of technology and am grateful for the ways in which we are able to use it to share the Gospel around the world. - Billy Graham

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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