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Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have. - Leonard Nimoy

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

To give counsel as well as to take it is a feature of true friendship. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it. - George Clooney

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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