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Old friends are best. - John Selden

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

Hedgehogs - why don't they just share the hedge? - Unknown

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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