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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Real unselfishness consists in sharing the interests of others. - George Santayana

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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