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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Happiness is the only thing that multiplies when you share it. - Albert Schweitzer

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown


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