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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Hedgehogs - why don't they just share the hedge? - Unknown

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

By giving people the power to share, we're making the world more transparent. - Mark Zuckerberg

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Fatherhood is the best thing that could happen to me, and I'm just glad I can share my voice. - Dwayne Wade

It's against all of our policies for an application to ever share information with advertisers. - Mark Zuckerberg

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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