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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have. - Leonard Nimoy

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

I am amazed at the wonders of technology and am grateful for the ways in which we are able to use it to share the Gospel around the world. - Billy Graham

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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