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Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Fatherhood is the best thing that could happen to me, and I'm just glad I can share my voice. - Dwayne Wade

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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