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A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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