French Red Wine

Theories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison