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French Red Wine

An Aussie's opinion of French wine

French Red Wine thanks to Howard Chapman

Red wine imported into Australian reaches unfrogettable proportions

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Franchise: What a person from France sees with - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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