QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright
France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle
My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry
The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold
As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse
Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc
I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke