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French Red Wine

An Aussie's opinion of French wine

French Red Wine thanks to Howard Chapman

Red wine imported into Australian reaches unfrogettable proportions

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Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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