French Red Wine
An Aussie's opinion of French wine
Red wine imported into Australian reaches unfrogettable proportions
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Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle
My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry
Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White