QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb
I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
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Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
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I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright
France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle
Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins
There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White
Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt