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French Red Wine

An Aussie's opinion of French wine

French Red Wine thanks to Howard Chapman

Red wine imported into Australian reaches unfrogettable proportions

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In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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