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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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