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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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