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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first. - George Carlin

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi


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