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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush


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