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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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