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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush


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