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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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