QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Franchise: What a person from France sees with - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle
Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright
France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle
My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry
The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold
I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle
Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate
The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson
The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes