Fowl Soccer Coach
Confined bird becomes a foul fowl
Dressed for a football match
Special pets deserve special clothing
QuotaBillsI'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas
Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover
Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin
I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell
Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy