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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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