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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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