QuotaBillsYou can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson
When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan
You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer
School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin
It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb
Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell
Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin
Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel
He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb
Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow
Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk
If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale
The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen
You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford
Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck
I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield
“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay