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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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