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When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions. - Unknown

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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