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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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