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Food Exchange thanks to Barry McCartney

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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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