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Flight Change

Finding the smartest way to fly

Flight Change thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When change is not always the best option

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Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Denying the truth doesn't change the facts. - Unknown

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

The measure of intelligence is the ability to change. - Albert Einstein

If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you. - Fred Devito

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. - Confucius

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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