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Flight Change

Finding the smartest way to fly

Flight Change thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When change is not always the best option

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Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

The leopard does not change his spots. - William Shakespeare

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change. - Unknown

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. - Wayne Dyer

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Policies are many, Principles are few, Policies will change, Principles never do. - John C Maxwell

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. - Jesse Jackson

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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