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Flight Change

Finding the smartest way to fly

Flight Change thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When change is not always the best option

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Croakroom: Where tadpoles go to change. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Growth is the process of responding positively to change. - Paul Harvey

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump


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