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Flight Change

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When change is not always the best option

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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

Change is not progress. - H L Mencken

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

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He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. - Confucius

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by discomforts. - Arnold Bennett

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

Real, sustainable community change requires the initiative and engagement of community members. - Helene D Gayle

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes


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