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Flight Change

Finding the smartest way to fly

Flight Change thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When change is not always the best option

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Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Winston Churchill

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is that they must change if they are to get better. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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