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Flight Change

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When change is not always the best option

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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same. - Unknown

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

There are lots of bad reasons to start a company. But there's only one good, legitimate reason: it's to change the world. - Phil Libin

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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