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Flight Change

Finding the smartest way to fly

Flight Change thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When change is not always the best option

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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. - Unknown

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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