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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise

Morning dawns in the Canadian Prairies

Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian artist Ian McGregor's artwork

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

This evening is a very different evening from the morning that we had this morning. - David Coleman

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet


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