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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise

Morning dawns in the Canadian Prairies

Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian artist Ian McGregor's artwork

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

A decision made at night may be changed in the morning. - Samoan Saying

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. - Mindy Kaling

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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