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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise

Morning dawns in the Canadian Prairies

Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian artist Ian McGregor's artwork

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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