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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise

Morning dawns in the Canadian Prairies

Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian artist Ian McGregor's artwork

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Good morning, Vietnam! - Good Morning, Vietnam

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

It's a new day. Yesterday's failure is redeemed at the sunrise. - Todd Stocker

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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