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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise

Morning dawns in the Canadian Prairies

Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian artist Ian McGregor's artwork

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

A decision made at night may be changed in the morning. - Samoan Saying

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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