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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise

Morning dawns in the Canadian Prairies

Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian artist Ian McGregor's artwork

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

He who laughs not in the morning, laughs not at noon. - Greek Proverb

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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